I had something completely different planned for today... My day however, went to the shits, and I have nothing done. My husband will be done work in 10 minutes and it takes him about 45 minutes to get home.. I'm really hoping that he stops for a bottle of wine, so that should give me about an hour to make this house look like I've achieved something today, plus get a post written... I'm typing fast!!
I saw something the other day that completely cracked me up. The problem is, I can't remember which blog I saw it on. Because I'm running short on time, I don't have it in me to search through hundreds of sites to find it.... So,,, if I took this idea from you, let me know and I will give you credit!
For all of you Non Bloggers, I have to explain that we bloggers have access to a certain amount of information regarding views on our blog.. We have a "stats" section....
Here, we can see who is referring our site and where are viewers are coming from.
A lot of my views come from the Google Search Engine.. People who are searching for something completely different sometimes end up on my site because of certain "key words" that they searched.
On our stats page, we are actually given the list of keywords that brought people to the site...
When I went and looked really closely at my "all time" list of keywords,, it was hilarious.. I think that I should share them with you.. There seems to be a bit of a trend!!
1.dixie chicks wide open spaces
2.not big boobs
3.not so silent mommy
4.big boobs in shorts
5.big butt tiny shorts
6.big mommy boobs
7.can gynecologist come to the house
8.CHEATED ON MY HUSBAND ON MOTHER'S DAY (I cant' believe someone Googled that!)
9.How to deal with a bratty 3 year old (I've never Googled it, but I wonder it every day)
10.Girls dress today, short shorts
11.Mom short shorts
12.not too short shorts
13.short and curvy
15.Sarah Crann Blog
Do you see why I felt the need to share that with you?? HILARIOUS!!!
Do you think it's all men finding me?? Surely it can't be women Googling all of those things??!!
I do love however that I am that closely related to BIG BOOBS!!!
IF THEY ONLY KNEW!!!!!
Now, I dare all of my fellow bloggers to not go take a good look at you list of words..lol.
Please come back and let me know what you find!
To all of my readers that aren't bloggers, ~if you lost the link to my site, what would
you Google Search to find me??
I will keep you all posted if I get some new interesting ones!!
Have a great night! My baby finally goes to the Children's Hospital tomorrow, so
I would love some positive vibes/energy, and prayers sent my way if you
have any extra!! Thanks so much!