My 18 month old falling in the toilet while trying desperately to go "pee pee", the cool letter that I received from my psychic friend, how much I hate my hubby working on side jobs after work, but how much I love the $$$$, how overwhelming it is trying to work from home with two little ones...... Those were just some of my ideas.. I hadn't quite settled on "the one" yet, but it was leaning towards the toilet plunge..
These ideas were thrown to the back burner within 30 seconds of me pulling up to the pick up window. I paid for the coffee, received the coffee, (and Lylah's timbits) but had to wait for my bagel...
While waiting, I was people watching.... which my friends, deserves a separate blog all together! Anyway, this black car pulls in, and out steps these 4 girls.. 4 young girls!
Can someone please tell me what has happened in the past few years?? SERIOUSLY!!! I'm not going to put these girls at much more than 17 years old. They could probably pass for 23/24 though.
Where did these girls get their bodies, and why wasn't god making bodies like that when I was in high school?
Their legs were as long as my whole body, and their boobs were the size of my head! I'm not kidding!!
|This is kind of what I'm talkin' about!|
Lucky high school boys is all I can say!
After this morning, I am scared! I am very scared!! If this is what teenage girls look like these days, I need my girls to stop growing NOW!
I will put up with tantrums and toys and messes. Hell, I'll change diapers for the next 20 years! I do NOT want my little girls to grow up and look like that..
Just think, If I noticed those girls looking like that, imagine what men (of all ages) think of when they see them?!
Ahhh!!!! Why didn't God give me boys??
I also want to point out, that these girls weren't "trashy" looking, they were very nice looking girls and looked like they were decent. I wasn't looking at them thinking "little tramps", I was thinking something more like "Lucky Little B*tches".....
And then,,,, I thought to myself...(still waiting for the bagel).. I wonder what they'll look like after 2 kids??? I wonder how much they'll love those boobs while they're pregnant and immediately after?? hehehe,,,,, My "lucky little b*tches" thought immediately turned to "the poor girls won't even know what hit them"..
As I was driving home, I thought about how much I didn't want my babies to grow boobs OR legs like that. I want them to stay little and innocent.. I don't want boys looking at them.
I also found myself wondering....
Was there ever a mommy (with tired eyes, small boobs, stretch marks, 10 extra pounds and a crying child in her back seat) watching my girlfriends and I giggle as we walked through a parking lot, calling us "
"Lucky Little B*tches"???
I'm willing to be there was!!!