sweat like a pig (informal)
to sweat (= have liquid coming out of your skin) a lot I was so nervous, I was sweating like a pig.
Okay!! So, I sat down to write this someone serious post about all of the craziness going on in our world.. when I stopped and realized that I needed to get something else off of my chest.
Seriously!!! Has anyone else been sweating like a friggen pig on a spit these days??
I can't take it!
I love the heat, I love the sun. I love summer!!
My gosh though, since having kids, it is not right how much this body of mine sweats!
My face sweats, my head sweats! I sweat under my arms, I sweat under my boobs, between my boobs.... my crotch even sweats!!
Like, is that really necessary??
I can't go anywhere or do anything without worrying that I'm going to be stained with sweat marks, that I'll stain something I sit on,, or that I will just clear a room with my stink..
WHY??!! What have I done to deserve this?? Is it Karma?
Before children, I wore deodorant only because it smelled nice. I didn't need it. Even if I did break a sweat (which was next to never), I didn't stink..
Now, 32 years old and 2 kids later, with no word of a lie.. the second a bead of sweat breaks, I STINK!!
How sexy is that?
It's gotten so bad that I have to shower 30 minutes before my husband even gets home. I'm sure he'd think it was really "HOT" to walk in and see all of my sweat stains staring back at him.
By chance he gives me "the eye" later in the evening,, it's back to the shower I go..
My bras??! My poor bras! They need to be washed after every single wear, although I could probably throw them in the washer by noon every day.
I'm not exaggerating here, and I'm not being a drama queen!
I sweat, and I stink!!!
Do you think something is wrong with me?( BE NICE!)
Why is this happening??
Is there anything I can do to stop it, aside from moving to Newfoundland?
Do any of you other mommies suffer like me?
I say bring on the hot flashes and menopause. At this point, what difference does it make?!!