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Thursday, July 7, 2011

So attractive!

sweat like a pig  (informal)
to sweat (= have liquid coming out of your skin) a lot I was so nervous, I was sweating like a pig.

Okay!! So, I sat down to write this someone serious post about all of the craziness going on in our world.. when I stopped and realized that I needed to get something else off of my chest.


Seriously!!! Has anyone else been sweating like a friggen  pig on a spit these days??
I can't take it!

I love the heat, I love the sun. I love summer!!
My gosh though, since having kids, it is not right how much this body of mine sweats!

My face sweats, my head sweats! I sweat under my arms, I sweat under my boobs, between my boobs.... my crotch even sweats!!
Like, is that really necessary??

I can't go anywhere or do anything without worrying that I'm going to be stained with sweat marks, that I'll stain something I sit on,, or that I will just clear a room with my stink..

WHY??!! What have I done to deserve this?? Is it Karma?

Before children, I wore deodorant only because it smelled nice. I didn't need it. Even if I did break a sweat (which was next to never), I didn't stink..

Now, 32 years old and 2 kids later, with no word of a lie.. the second a bead of sweat breaks, I STINK!!

How sexy is that?

It's gotten so bad that I have to shower 30 minutes before my husband even gets home. I'm sure he'd think it was really "HOT" to walk in and see all of my sweat stains staring back at him.
 By chance he gives me "the eye" later in the evening,, it's back to the shower I go..

My bras??! My poor bras! They need to be washed after every single wear, although I could probably throw them in the washer by noon every day.

I'm not exaggerating here, and I'm not being a drama queen!

I sweat, and I stink!!!

Do you think something is wrong with me?( BE NICE!)
 Why is this happening??
Is there anything I can do to stop it, aside from moving to Newfoundland?

Do any of you other mommies suffer like me?

I say bring on the hot flashes and menopause. At this point, what difference does it make?!!


Aspiring New Moms said...

I hope it makes you feel better to know you have sweaty company :) I sweat like crazy after having my baby. All over. All the time. Lovely!

Small Kucing said...

Not sure about your side of the globe. My side is burning hot over here. Sweating like nobody's business.

Coming here via VB. Thanks for accepting my request.

am now following you via GFC

Have a 'swell' day :p


therealhousewifeofoxfordcounty said...

k sister I too since kids sweat like crazy.. you must see it as my theme in my post ha ha :)

Sweat sisers for life!

RoryBore said...

I notice that after 3 kids I seem to sweat more, and so easily now. I don't know if it is hormone changes, or that I AM NEVER STILL! seriously, it seems that I am always on the go. Thus, I don't know if I would call it seems I EARN it! LOL
When in doubt, get a check up.

Melissa said...

It is certainly not just you. I could've gone without deoderant completely before kids (I didn't, however), but now... since kids... I buy the prescription strength stuff, and it still doesn't cut it some days.

Good luck, and if you find anything that works, PLEASE share! :)

KL said...

Oh Girl.... You are part of a club now. The woman who should not wear grey club. I am a charter member so I would like to formally welcome you!
I went to a wedding a couple of weeks ago and brought 2 bras. One for the ceremony outside and one for the rest of the night. I could have used one for the drive home :)
Let it all out Friend you might even shed a pound or two - at least that is what I tell myself :)

NotSoSilentMommy said...

THANK GOD Im not alone!!!
This really is one of those things that I thought "I" was the only one!!
KL~ Thanks for welcoming to the club.. I'm honoured!!! Now, please tell me what to do!!
Melissa! What is this prescription strength stuff because I need it..
Secret has never let me down,, and it now has!! What am I going to do??!

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